BEGIN:VCALENDAR
VERSION:2.0
PRODID:-//COMEDY ATLAS//Event Calendar//EN
CALSCALE:GREGORIAN
METHOD:PUBLISH
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:special-event-chaos-crawlers@comedyatlas.app
DTSTAMP:20260922T023000Z
DTSTART:20260922T023000Z
DTEND:20260922T043000Z
SUMMARY:Special Event: Chaos & Crawlers
LOCATION:Helium Comedy Club\, 1510 SE 9th Ave\, Portland
DESCRIPTION:A live\, actual-play Dungeon Crawler Carl Roleplaying Game show
 \, presented by Catacombs & Comedians\, featuring funny people\, and sancti
 oned by the Borant Corporation. The players on stage are a group of hopeful
  meat-based lifeforms making objectively poor decisions as they navigate tr
 aps\, monsters\, and a rules system specifically designed to test friendshi
 ps\, morals\, and one’s ability not to scream under pressure. They were s
 elected because they are professionals at handling silence\, bombing gracef
 ully\, and masking panic with humor. None of those skills will help them he
 re. The audience will experience…\n\nCrunchy\, cinematic combat that esca
 lates far beyond reason\n\nCharacters that begin confident and end… dubio
 us.\n\nAn omnipresent game master providing helpful guidance\, passive-aggr
 essive commentary\, and occasional emotional damage\n\nCharacters who die f
 unny\, embarrassed\, and regret everything\n\nA tone that oscillates betwee
 n stand-up set and survival horror with alarming speed\n\nWhat the audience
  won’t experience…\n\nPredictable pacing\n\nCharacters making “the sm
 art choice”\n\nPlot armor\n\nEmotional closure\n\nA bathroom break at a c
 onvenient time\n\nWhy? Because comedy under pressure is funny. Because dice
  don’t respect punchlines. Because watching comedians face a dungeon opti
 mized for entertainment ROI is the purest form of art Borant allows. Throwi
 ng amusing entertainers into a lethal dungeon ecosystem engineered for spec
 tacle\, suffering\, and shareholder value is a hoot. They tell jokes. They 
 roll dice. They learn—too late—that corporate-sanctioned entertainment 
 is still entertainment first .\n\nCouple's Package includes:\n\n- 2 premium
  seats\n- $90 food & beverage credit ($45 per person)\n- Gratuity\n- Ticket
  Protection\n\nManagement reserves the right to prevent customers from ente
 ring the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.\n
 More info: https://comedyatlas.app/comedy-atlas/event/special-event-chaos-c
 rawlers/
URL:https://comedyatlas.app/comedy-atlas/event/special-event-chaos-crawlers
 /
END:VEVENT
END:VCALENDAR